"So, he's on this be new craze and boasting about his promotion, and his clothes are all too sad, and suddenly he's shaving EVERYWHERE and going to the tanning salon. He says it makes his skin feel better. I found a speedo in his desk drawer and a ladies lacy thong with his name on them from his boyfriend and that he uses for the tanning booth when they go together, as a wife how do you think I should feel, right! you got it! So, what would you do? I put itching powder in it. He just left to go to the salon. Can't wait to hear the results..."