"i love you. your gf is a total betch to you and i support you through all of her crap. im there for you when you need help or are upset. we have so many inside jokes. i decipher her girl talk when you are in a fight. i am always the one to give the best advice to you and if you read into what im saying just alittle more you would see what im really saying. WHAT IS SO AWESOME ABOUT HER?"