"2 kids too many
After our first child was born, a perfect daughter, my husband decided he did not want any more kids. He would go out of his way to pull out before he came inside me. When the baby was 3, I waited until he came home really drunk one night from a company party and climbed on top of him. I did not get off when he came and I was pregnant 3 weeks later with baby #2. 3 years later I wanted baby#3, so I slid a needle into the center of the condom wrapper which made a large enough hole for another accident.
He doesn't know how we ended up pregnant these times and I say it doesn't matter, he loves our kids as much as I do."