One time iw as showering and i was all relaxed i thought noone was looking i...

noticed someone was peeking through a small hole in the door. i was surprised and i first wanted to find out who it was. i noticed it was a man, i got infuriated by his conduct. i yelled: "i saw you get away or im messing you up!" he came back to spy more: "you f***** i see you one more time peeking and you are dead" i knew he was coming back so i dressed up quickly and as i saw the eye appear again i opened the door quickly the man tried to run away and apparently he had a friend with him. foolishly they tried to run into a small room. their puny legs didn't get them there fast enough i punched the first one on the back of his head and he fell down i caught the shorter one and i kicked him against the wall repetitively. "you think its okay to be bothering normal people with your sick homosexual games?" i let them go after i left them pretty bruised up i kept this a secret. and that day i realized i was quite homophobic apparently they turned straight and now they do behave well. or at least they dont let me notice.

By Anonymous on General,