"Still Glad You Blew Me Off?
Natalie B from Tampa- finally asked you out for a date and you blew me off and hooked up with some cowboy while I was getting us drinks. Last I ever saw you, walked home 7 miles in the rain that night.
Looked you up on the internet, you never moved more than a mile from your childhood home. Got a degree in electronics and have spent your life as a medical records clerk. Good job there for sure. Never got married either- guess you blew everybody off.
Glad I didn't hook up with you, traveled the country, had my own business, lived an adventuresome life. Work for somebody else right now because it is money and easy.
You always had a nice figure. Just wondered if you ended up as morbidly obese as I expect you did."