"Yo Ass Got SAAAAAACKED!
Finally, finally, FINALLY....your ass gets fired. You just had to mouth off to the wrong person, at the wrong time, one time too many.
You thought you were teflon, didn't you?
You thought you could goof off, show up when you wanted and push ALL the work over to us.
Hey! You're "irreplaceable", right?
Seniority is your protection, right?
Nobody is irreplaceable. Starting to think that way is the beginning of the end for anyone.
Oh, and good luck suing. (*snerk*) You *might* get your vacation pay back, but you'll spend the money you lost on those days on a lawyer. *facepalm*
Anyway, good luck buddy. You're gonna need it. "