"so i was at my dads place for new years and he lives on the beach. i had recently broke up with my ex so i went through a slutty stage. i got drunk with a mate and we picked up two boys. i ended up on the beach with one of them going at it, and half way through i swear i passed out!
but then i ended up telling him to pull out because i couldn't feel anything! the next thing i know, i'm hooking up with the other boy and then he had me bent over, hitting it from the back!.
the next day i checked out my girl and the sand had gotten in the way had actually cut me and man did it hurt to walk because of it. moral to the story, dont fuck on the beach when drunk, and dont go slutty after a breakup!"