"i had the greatest time of my life- and
i had the greatest time of my life- and you weren't there to share it with me. All because you abandoned me at the last minute- and we had planned this for weeks. I planned it because I thought it was something you would like- and you agreed to it. We talked and talked and talked about it. I was so excited to spend this time with you. This was more for you than it was for me anyway- but you left and I went by myself. Even though I had never fished before in my life- I caught a SHARK! It was so exhilarating- and I had so much FUN! The funnest time of my LIFE! And where were you? You backed out. You panicked- you had never fished deepwater- so rather than give it a try, you dropped me off at the dock and zoomed off. But I did it- and I had never fished anything it in my entire life. And I loved it. You, as always, made it all about you. I paid $300 for us to go out and there's no refunds- because you canceled literally at the last minute. On top of this, you lied and told everyoneback home you were 'too sunburnt' to go on a fishing trip so they wouldn't find out what you did. You're a chicken s*** and a liar. It's all indicative of who you really are. You act all tough but when the time comes, your eyes bug out and your chin tucks in and you run away and act like you don't hear anything. Just like you run your business. I'm 5 foot 3 and a 109 pounds- and I can catch a SHARK. But you? You will always jump ship when the time comes to put up or shut up. You're fat, ugly and I hate you. Goodbye forever. Go fart up your own life. I'm much happier and better off without you."