"My farting girlfriend
I fell on love with this drop dead gorgeous girl. There is just one embarassing thing about her. She farts. Anywhere, anytime. In line at the grocery store, at church, when shopping for clothes, it doesn't matter when. The most embarassing one was when she was climbing into the seats at the movies and farted right in this guy's face. she says she just doesn't care, and sometimes does it on purpose just to see what other people will do. To me, its very embarassing, but she won't stop. And, oh, when we're in restaurants, she burps too. She does that on purpose to get reactions."