SOME READING MATERIAL FOR ALL YOU BITCHES OK, this is pretty lame and retarded but...

whatever i'm having a fucking lame day. Not because of any reason in particular but obviously enough for me to download this weird elephant app and start typing at the speed of light. Topic of this note is gonna sound dumb but here it is: Why do I play so much. Like wtf tho……….. Who even needs to write and break that down as a note. NOBODY. Cheese and rice man. I dunno. Things are stupid. Im just bored. And somehow in Washington it's proving to be damn near impossible to fine a SEMI attractive guy that also SMOKES fucking WEED. OMG WEED?! Forreal no one smokes that shit anymore apparently. BUT those are the same fucks poppin bars bustin out coke on Tuesdays. Not that im judging i mean shit you could cut me a line. But thats beside my point. NO ONE SMOKES REEFER WTF is this world im living in. I feel like I just woke up one day and no one smokes anymore. You're probably getting to the point reading this now where you're like OK bitch you and I both know your not typing this long ass note rant solely to tell me about how the numbers have been rapidly decreasing in Washington pot smokers. YOU'RE RIGHT its ok, i get side tracked, i know SO you are right That is NOT what this is about This is for allllllllllllll you bitches out there that spell pretentious with as many A's as you say yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaas with. Pretentiyaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaas. Whatever I love that joke. Anyways. Idk if youre the cheese dick type. If SO you probably stopped reading this when I started talking about pot. "Oh shes a stoner" she has no constructive thoughts im leavaaaaang. SMH Fuck you then, this ain't aimed at your type. Im gonna start this longer secondary rant off with a question that should have been my first question. WHY DOES NO ONE SMOKE ANYMORE All this hunny been looking for since day one was a simple Pone Tony down to chief a couple bowls and keep up in a conversation. I mean im not NOT a hater but im definitely not the type to NOT give a mofo a chance.. HUNNAAAAAAAY I done been thereeeeeee, huckin chances e-v-e-r-y-w-h-e-r-e. Not even in that way either. Not like the " OMG ive wasted so much of my time, I WAS NOWHERE in the wrong or at ANY fault for ANY descisions I have made that impacted my life in ANY negative way I generally like to generate pity for. I repeat NO FAULT. and PLEASE feel sorry for me. #blessed or something. NNOOOOOOOOOOO I mean huckin chances like SON I know my standards are barely hovering over that semi above average mark and EVEN STILL motherfuckers are SCARED OF ME. SCARED LIKE WTF Sorry i dont like unicorn frappachinos and long facetimes with my home girls who i actually talk shit about and hate but don't tell them cuz im #blessed and sorry Im not a fucking idiot Sorry I have opinions That guess what I FORMULATED IN MY OWN HEAD I didnt quote some other lost fuck, or base my opinion off of someone elses thought process LORD HELP ME IF I DID. SMH the IGNANCE in this world could literally make me drop and pray to a god I dont even believe in LETS SAY SOME OF THE GUYS I HAVENT PLAYED I ACTUALLY LIKED RIGHT cuz there are a few. THOSE BE THE DUMBEST ONES fherdOFHUAgioHEagkle;AHFI[ NO WORDS MY BITCHES The motherfuckers I see with the most potential are the FUCKING DUMBEST ONES WHEN IT COMES TO IMPORTANT SHIT "Oh bitches are crazy I hate them I got my girlfriend pregnant now I have to raise it, we agreed we didnt want kids though so im a lil confused" BITCH ARE YOU KIDDING ME We live in a world where everyone was drilled one thing since they were old enough to learn or hear about it. "Having unprotected sex gets you pregnant and killing it is wrong" WHAT IN THE ACTUAL FUCK BBY NOOOO HONEY CUT THAT SHIT OUT HOW DUMB IS YOU You have no career. You're credentials look a lil like this: CERTIFIED "DUMB AS ALL HELL" BITCH THEN PEOPLE BOAST ABOUT YOU Like "OK everybody shoosh. We know Brittany's a xanny fairy with bad intentions. BUT remember what POP POP told us about having unprotected sex right? YOU GET PREGNANT AND HAVE NO OPTION (BUT IT HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH HOW MUCH OUTSIDE SUPPORT IS HANDED TO YOU FROM THEN ON) ❤️ HOE GREAT Im a single female that's had two jobs or more since 14. I dont want you to think "THATS COOL" Fuck it you probably dont I dont want ANY WORDS What I want? OMFG WHAT I WANT Is to make YEARLY the same amount on my tax return As these bitches that strut around with COACH purses they bought with said tax returns. THEN THESE DUMB MOFOS see these bitches and think WOW WHAT AN AMAZING WOMAN WHAT AN EXPENSIVE PURSE I WONDER WHAT SHE DID TO GET SO SUCCESSFUL Then they look at my tattered ass vans and walk the opposite way. DO YOU KNOW SHE GOT THAT BAG FROM RIDING DICK DO YOU KNOW SHE RIDE THAT DICK TO GET A FREE RIDE IN LIFE GUESS WHOS NEXT DUMBASS I just cant even pity people anymore man FUCK IT there it is BITCH IM A TEEN LET ME PARTY!!! UGH. BITCH. I. AM. FIF. TEEN. I have gone to a couple parties in my life BUT only either middle school ones *cringey peace sign* or a highschool party that was pretty much still a middle school party. Everytime that I want to go to a party, I have to tell my parents the host's parents' number so they can call them to make sure it will be safe and shit and that they will be there. Like what? Nah fam no thanks miss me with that shiz. It makes me feel like such a loser and not only that but I am in highschool now so hunny no that party aint gonna be a mofo church like there will be drinks and weed and no parents. There have been several times were this has stopped my best friend from going to a party because our parents will talk about why I didn't go to the party and why she did. I have contemplated sneaking out or going to sleep over at a friends house but it never works out because the only friend that is ever available gets super drunk and high and if I felt uncomfortable I wouldn't be in a place where I could just get picked up and leave. UGH ITS SO FRUSTRATING. I know not to get drunk, I know not to get high, the only thing I MIGHT do is just get a buzz going or something but Im not even interested in being drunk at a party if i were to ever get drunk it would be at a close friends house or something. This is usually how the conversation goes when I want to go to a party: Me: Can I go to a party on friday with *insert my best friend's name* Mom: Are the parents going to be there? Me: Yeah Mom: Who's hosting it? Me: This friend called ____ Mom: Can you find out the parents' number? Me: Mooom, I can't just ask for their parents' number that would be weird. Mom: (My name), I need to know if they are going to be there or not. What if the host's older sibling decides to bring alcohol or something? Me: Ughhh! Don't you trust me? Mom: Of course I trust you but _______. And so on and so on. THis is what i want to say: Mom: Can you find out the parents' number? Me: Mom, that makes me feel like a loser, that would be really weird. Mom: What if the host's older sibling decides to bring alcohol or something? Me: Mom, if there is any alcohol 1) I'm not going to drink it in the first place and 2) I will leave with (best friend name) – WHy doesn't she fucking trust meeeee im a teen Mom: You can't go. Me: If you keep holding me back from going to these parties I will find a way to go without you knowing. Do you want that? I think you would rather know I'm going somewhere no super safe than not know, right? Cuz guess what strict parents make sneaky children. Bitch.

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