From reddit: I fell in love with the pizza girl last night.
"I was exhausted, it was hot, and I didn't want to cook. Decided to order 2 pizzas so that I could get a few meals out of them. Sat around playing Killer is Dead on my PC until it arrived.
<edit: the details about her are now being omitted. These physical descriptors are not needed and in retrospect make me feel shallow>
It was like my hea..."