From reddit: When I was 16 I use to abuse my iguana Jorge
"I spent a lot of time alone as a teenager, my mom working night shifts since I was in grade 9. I had this iguana named Jorge, he was my only house companion most nights. There would be times where I'd cut him up a bunch of healthy greens, powdered dipped crickets, etc... And he'd just SHIT over my delicious meal I crafted him. I eventually snap..."