From reddit: My wife did something odd in bed and I liked it, a lot.
"My wife of 7 years moved to a new town ahead of me for work and I stayed to pack up. She came to help clean and what not the last couple days. We got frisky. She stoped me after a bit saying she wanted to go grab something. She came back and stuck her butt in the air and I took over. What she had grabbed was our marriage license that I had found wh..."