From reddit: Haven't gotten laid in 11 years, secretly considering suicide on 35th birthday.
"Which is in 2 weeks. It sounds so silly and childish to even type out, but I need to. That's my confession. For whatever reason, I haven't gotten laid in two presidents, and I'm at the end of my rope. I am a positive person, with a job, career, car, apartment, friends, hobbies and interests. I love women, but just never figured out how to express m..."